I'M BACK!!!

WELL HERE I AM AGAIN!!!...I STAYED SNUGGLED UP IN BED FOR A FEW DAYS, AND EVEN THE COMPUTER WAS OFF LIMITS. WHEN I LOOKED OUTSIDE YESTERDAY, THE MOUND OF SNOW IN FRONT OF MY DOOR FINALLY MELTED...SO, PRINCE AND I WENT OUT FOR A LONG WALK...BUT NOW, I HEAR IT'S GOING TO SNOW AGAIN! OH WELL!  JIMMY IS STILL IN PRISON...SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!!! HE SENT ME HIS PIX..THEY TOOK HIS PIX WITH A POLAROID, FOR WINNING THE WRITING COMPETITIONS.  HE LOOKS GOOD...THINNER, BUT THAT'S GOOD.  ALWAYS SMILING...THAT'S MY MAN!  HE HAD ON HIS ORANGE PRISON OUTFIT.  HE HATES THE FOOD. YES, PRISON FOOD IS THE WORST. NOT ONLY DO THE INMATES COOK, BUT JIMMY WAS TELLING ME THAT PRISONS SPEND AROUND ONE DOLLAR PER DAY , PER INMATE ON FOOD...SO YOU CAN IMAGINE.  AND LET ME TELL YOU, JIMMY LOVES TO COOK AND EAT..AND DINE OUT! PASTA, PIZZA, STEAK,SAUSAGE FOR HIM..I LOVE CHINESE FOOD...AND, JIMMY LOVES TO BUY ME A WHOLE LOBSTER, AND FEED IT TO ME!..ALONG WITH FRENCH FRIES AND A COLD BEER!!!.NOW DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT PIGGING OUT WHILE JIMMY IS GONE.  IN FACT I'VE LOST 70 LBS. IN THE PAST 10 MONTHS..BUT WHO'S COUNTING?...ALL THE TALK TODAY IS ABOUT DIETING..EVERYONE WANTS TO KNOW, "WHAT IS THE SECRET TO LOSING WEIGHT?"..WELL, LET ME TELL YOU.......JUST HAVE YOUR HUSBAND GO AWAY TO PRISON...AND IT IS VERY EASY! BUT, I WOULD NOT SUGGEST IT TO ANYONE!  HOWEVER, I HAVE MY LITTLE SECRETS TO LOSING...LOTS OF VEGGIES , OLIVE OIL, BROWN RICE ,NO DIET SODA..THINGS LIKE THAT...........OH WELL, I JUST CAN'T WAIT FOR JIMMY TO COME HOME........I WISH I COULD "FAST FORWARD TIME."