"SIN CITY 2"

"LAS VEGAS IS CALLED 'SIN CITY, " AND I'VE NOW TITLED ATLANTIC CITY AS "SIN CITY 2 !" YEP, and THAT IS WHAT IT IS. A CITY OF GAMBLING, SEX, ALCOHOL, CRIMES, CRIMINALS, PROSTITUTION, DRUGS. YOU NAME IT , THEY HAVE IT! ( BY THE WAY, PROSTITUTION IS LEGAL IN NEVADA (BUT NOT ON THE LAS VEGAS STRIP, AND NOT IN CLARK COUNTY, WHERE WE WERE LIVING). AND SO, A LITTLE WHILE AGO, AT 11:15 PM,  JIMMY JUST CALLED ME FROM, YES, THE STREETS OF ATLANTIC CITY.THERE HE WAS, STANDING ON THE STREET  CORNER, WAITING FOR HIS BUS BACK TO KINTOCK. AND THEN!  LO AND BEHOLD. WHAT PULLS UP IN FRONT OF HIM. THE BUS BACK TO HIS HOME, THE TOWN WHERE WE LIVE. LOL. HE SAID, "FRAN, YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE, THE BUS BACK HOME TO YOU JUST PULLED UP!" IT WAS ALMOST INCREDIBLE. BUT FOR US , IT REALLY WASN'T, BECAUSE WE ARE USE TO SO MANY STRANGE THINGS ALWAYS HAPPENING AROUND US!  AND THEN, HIS BUS PULLED UP, TO KINTOCK, AND HE BOARDED THAT BUS. OF COURSE!  JIMMY AND I LOOK AT THINGS VERY HUMOURESLY IN LIFE.  WHEN I FIRST MET HIM, I SAID, "JIMMY, YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A COMEDIAN."  AND THE FUNNY THING IS, PEOPLE TELL ME I'M "FUNNY." WELL, I DON'T TRY, AND JIMMY DOESN'T EITHER. IT JUST COMES NATURAL FOR US!  AND YOU CAN IMAGINE THE 2 OF US TOGETHER!  EVEN I HAVE TO SAY, SOME OF OUR DIALOGUE IS FUNNY..........HE CALLS ME "GRACIE,' FROM GRACIE ALLEN...AND HE IS LIKE GEORGE BURNS........HE ALWAYS PICKS ON THE FUNNY AND STUPID THINGS I SAY.......WELL. I CAN'T HELP IT...I'M JUST THE WAY I AM!

AND SO, RIGHT NOW I HAVE HIM LAUGHING BECAUSE OF THIS..................................HERE IS MY POOR HUSBAND, WHO HAS SPENT THE PAST 2 YEARS LOCKED UP IN PRISON.........NOT A WOMAN AROUND HIM...AND IF THERE ARE ANY, THEY ARE OLD AND UGLY ANYHOW, I SUPPOSE.  AND NOW, HERE, HE HAS BEEN LET OUT ONTO THE STREETS OF ATLANTIC CITY............SIN CITY 2...........I MUST SAY, IT IS A LITTLE FUNNY, IF YOU THINK OF IT.........HERE ARE ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN WALKING AROUND...IN FRONT OF MY HUSBAND..........AND ALL HE CAN DO IS LOOK!...........MY POOR HUSBAND..........THANK GOODNESS HE HAS A VERY STRONG WILL AND CHARACTER.....LOL....HE IS NEVER TEMPTED................TO ME, THE WHOLE SITUATION IS VERY HUMOROUS...........I SIT HERE ALL DAY, LAUGHING TO MYSELF!...................WHY?.................BECAUSE MY HUSBAND HAS A LOVING WIFE TO COME HOME TO.......A NICE BIG KING SIZE BED, WITH LOTS OF PILLOWS AND COMFORTERS ON IT.............HE LIVES IN A VERY QUITE , CONSERVATIVE COMMUNITY........AN ADULT, GATED COMMUNITY..............THE BIGGEST ACTIVITY HERE ARE THE SQUIRRELS RUNNING BY......IT IS SO QUITE , YOU CAN ACTUALLY HEAR THE LEAVES FALL FROM THE TREES IN THE AUTUMN....................AND THERE IS JIMMY, LET OUT TO WORK........ON THE BUSY STREETS OF A.C..........WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF PROSTITUTES WALKING BY HIM!............LOL  :)

...........I TOLD YOU.......I JUST KEEP LAUGHING........BUT STILL IN ALL, WE ARE VERY HAPPY, ABOUT HIS JOB...............THAT IS ONE THING ABOUT US...WE ARE ALWAYS LAUGHING, AND MAKE JOKES TO ONE ANOTHER........IF OTHERS WOULD ONLY LISTEN........WE'D PUT LAUGHTER AND SUNSHINE IN THEIR DAY, TOO!

....................................FRAN,  A HALF-WAY HOUSE WIFE  :)