Saturday, September 4, 2004

HURRICANE FRANCES

I AM SURPISED....THE BIGGEST HURRICANE OF THE DECADE, IS HURRICANE FRANCES, MY NAMESAKE.......IT IS KIND OF SCARY, EVERYTIME I LOOK AT THE NEWS MEDIA, THERE IT IS, "FRANCES."....I AM WATCHING LARRY KING NOW, AND THEY ARE SHOWING FLORIDA.  THE REASON FRANCES IS SO TERRIBLE, IS THAT SHE IS A SLOW-MOVING, BUT EXTREMELY STRONG AND POWERFUL STORM.  SHE TAKES HER TIME MOVING.  SHE CAUSES A LONG , WIDE MARATHON OF MISERY.  JIMMY SAID TO ME TODAY, THIS IS REALLY STRANGE, FRANCES  (JIMMY ALWAYS CALLS ME FRANCES, MY ACTUAL NAME, INSTEAD OF FRAN), YOU ARE JUST LIKE HURRICANE FRANCES.....YOU MOVE SLOW, BUT WHEN YOU MOVE, YOU ARE VERY STRONG AND POWERFUL....AND IT IS TRUE.....I TAKE MY TIME IN LIFE, BUT CAN BE POWERFUL......SOMETHING MUST BE MAKING HURRICANE FRANCES ANGRY....SHE IS BLOWING OFF HER STEAM....I JUST PRAY, THAT SHE STOPS THIS, THAT HER ANGER WILL STOP......LIKE ME, SHE CAN STOP AT ANY MINUTE, IF SHE JUST CALMS DOWN...PLEASE , HURRICANE FRANCES, CALM DOWN...SETTLE YOUR DISTRESS WITHIN YOU..........REMEMBER MY MANTRA, WHICH I MADE UP MYSELF............PEACE, HARMONY, BALANCE......................IT IS NOT WORTH IT, FRANCES, TO CAUSE ALL THAT DEVASTATION, ON OUR PLANET..................YOU WILL BE HAPPIER BY SAYING, "PEACE, HARMONY, BALANCE.".........................PLEASE, GOD, SPARE FLORIDA, AND ALL THE PEOPLE AND HOMES THERE FROM THE DEVISTATION OF HURRICANE FRANCES...........PLEASE GOD, DIFfUSE HER ANGER AND STRENGTH....TURN HER FUROR INTO LOVE AND PEACE...INTO BEING A BEAUTIFUL, CALM PEACEFUL STORM.....SPARE ANY LIVES, AFFECTED BY THIS STORM.....PLEASE, FATHER, ABOVE....PLEASE CALM FRANCES.........OH MY!...THE TV IS SAYING IT IS THE WORST OF THE STORM, IN FLORIDA....WINDS OF 85 MILES PER HOUR...THEY ARE TELLING PEOPLE TO GET IN THEIR HOMES, AND GET BEHIND AS MANY WALLS AS YOU CAN..................WELL, I'LL KEEP PRAYING ALL NIGHT....I'M SO SADDENED BY ALL OF THIS.....CAN THERE NEVER BE PEACE ON THIS PLANET?.......................IT IS REALLY "ERRIE," TO BE THE NAMESAKE OF THIS STORM.....TRUTHFULLY, I ALWAYS FELT MY NAME, FRANCES, WAS A VERY BORING NAME...I ALWAYS FELT BECAUSE OF MY NAME, IN GROWING UP, I WAS A VERY BORING PERSON...I ALWAYS WANTED A CUTE NAME, LIKE JUDY....OR ANY NAME....IT'S JUST THAT I HATED MY NAME, FRANCES............AND NOW, ODDLY ENOUGH, HURRICANE FRANCES IS MAKING HISTORY.........

2 comments:

sugar1337 said...

Ya forces of nature are some of the scariest things out there!

swebb1989 said...

Guess you are a force of nature Fran! With devastation comes rebuilding and community, it isn't all negative, people come together and that is where the miracle is.